A famous heart surgeon is flying abroad in first class.
A few minutes after takeoff, he urgently asks the flight attendant to find out if there is an anesthesiologist on the plane.
The excited flight attendant announces the urgent request over the intercom, and half a minute later, an anesthesiologist comes running from the economy section.
"Yes, how can I help?"
"Oh, thank you for coming," says the surgeon. "Could you please adjust my pillow and blanket so I can fall asleep comfortably?"
A man walks into the emergency room and says to the doctor in panic: “Doctor, my daughter’s eyes are popping out of their sockets!”
The doctor looks for a moment and says: “Sir, loosen her ponytail.”
A man tells his doctor, “Doctor, I have a problem!”
The doctor asks, “Have you had this problem before?”
The man replies, “Yes!”
The doctor says, “Then it has probably come back…”
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels
I am blond hair, blue eyes, and I have vitiligo. When I say it’s the same thing Michael Jackson had, people ask me if I was Black.
When choosing a treatment for psoriasis, don’t make a rash decision.
A mechanic says to a heart surgeon, “We basically do very similar work. So why don’t we earn the same salary?”
The surgeon replies, “Try doing your job while the engine is running.”
A man wasn’t feeling well, so the doctor examined him and said, “You need a bath full of hot water and a glass of juice twice a day.”
A week later, the patient returns and complains, “Doctor, after I drink a bath full of hot water, I don’t even have the strength to drink the juice…”
This week I reviewed all my resources and discovered that I am very rich:
I have silver in my hair I have gold in my teeth I have sugar in my blood I have salt in my body and I have an unlimited supply of natural gas
On her deathbed, the woman asked her husband to cremate her body and scatter her ashes in the large mall in the city.
"Why in the mall?" the husband asked.
She replied, "That way I will be sure that my daughters will come to visit me twice a week..."
A squirrel was sitting on a tree and suddenly he saw a cow trying to climb it.
The cow struggled, scratched herself, but finally succeeded and sat down next to him.
The squirrel looked at her in complete shock and asked her, "Cow, what are you doing?"
The cow replied, "I came to eat nuts."
"But Cow," he said, "it's an apple tree!"
"It's okay," she replied calmly, "I brought it in my bag..."
Question: "What did the judge say to the dentist?"
Answer: "Do you swear to pull out just the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
One man was not feeling well, so he decided to go to his friend who was a doctor by profession to get checked out.
After the treatment, he said to him, "We have been friends for a long time and I would not want to insult you and offer you payment for the checkup! But you should know that I mentioned you in my will."
"Thank you very much, that is very kind of you," the doctor replied, "By the way, show me the prescription I wrote for you, I want to make a small change in it..."
A girl tells her mother: "Today I played doctor and patient with Danny."
Her mother is startled and asks her: "And what happened?"
The girl replies: "Nothing, he let me wait for half an hour and then told me that since I don't have insurance, he couldn't see me..."
